Looking for a hockey team name that survives the league registration form and still gets a laugh when it goes up on the scoreboard?
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Below you’ll find 260+ hockey team names sorted into the categories teams actually ask for — funny, beer league, dirty, clever, women’s, youth, pond hockey and Canadian. Jump to whichever one fits your squad.
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- Funny Hockey Team Names (50)
- Beer League Hockey Team Names (40)
- Dirty and Inappropriate Hockey Team Names (35)
- Clever and Unique Hockey Team Names (34)
- Women's Hockey Team Names (25)
- Youth and Minor Hockey Team Names (29)
- Pond and Outdoor Hockey Team Names (25)
- Canadian Hockey Team Names (24)
Funny Hockey Team Names
The biggest category by a distance, and the one most teams are actually searching for. These are built to get a laugh from the bench and the scorekeeper at the same time.
Puck Yeah
Puck Off
Pucker Up
Cold as Puck
For Puck's Sake
Puckin' Funny
Chilly Cheese-skates
Mitts & Giggles
Two Minutes for Looking So Good
Skate Expectations
Crease and Desist
Icing on the Cake
The Crease Monkeys
Slap Happy
Net Sticks & Chill
Hat Trick Swayze
Blades of Glory
Cool Runnings
The Zamboni Zombies
Zambronies
Zamboni Drivers
Shoot the Puck, Steve
My Goalie Hates Me
Bench Depth Issues
Injured Reserve
Bench Warmers United
Save Yourselves
Net Loss
Points Please
Streaks & Slumps
Draft Day Disasters
The Trade Deadliners
Waiver Wire Warriors
Glass Cleaners
Toe Drag Racers
The Chirp Squad
Old Time Slackey
Hat Trick Heroes
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Beer League Hockey Team Names
Beer league is its own culture and its own search. These lean on the post-game more than the game, which is honest.
The Mighty Drunks
Molson Muscle
Two-Four Forecheck
Post-Game Pints
Beauties & the Beers
Last Call Line Change
The Sunday Skaters
Pitchers and Pucks
Beer Before Blades
The Hangover Line
Sunday Morning Skate of Shame
Twelve Ounce Curls
The Dressing Room Legends
Puck Drop and Pour
Two Beers Deep
The Late Game Crew
Rec League Royalty
Skate, Shower, Beer
The Beer Fridge
Icing on the Pint
Wing Night Warriors
The Ten O'Clock Skaters
Cold Ones Only
The Post-Game Show
Old Timers on Ice
The Sunday Funday Line
Bar League All Stars
Empties and Enemies
Pints After Periods
No Practice Required
The Second Intermission
Beer Money Beauties
The Off-Season Never Ends
Rink Beers Anonymous
The Sin Bin Social Club
Sin Bin Society
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Dirty and Inappropriate Hockey Team Names
There is real demand for the rude end of the list. Check your league's name policy before you put one of these on a jersey, because some of them will not survive the registration form.
The Iceholes
Five Hole Heroes
Puck Bunnies
Offside Chicks
Goal Diggers
The Puck Hogs
Ice Cold & Oh So Bad
Top Cheddar
Bar Down Bandits
Cheeky Chirpers
The Rough Stuff
Slash Fiction
Hooking Up
Boarding Passes
High Sticking Around
Cross Checked Out
The Butt Enders
Roughing It
Delay of Game
Too Many Men
Unsportsmanlike Conduct
The Instigators
Game Misconduct
Ten Minute Misconducts
Box of Shame
The Dirty Dangles
Filthy Mitts
Sloppy Seconds Line
The Grinders
Rink Rats Gone Bad
The Cheap Shots
Five Hole Fillers Teal Hockey Jersey — one of our readymade designs. Every name on this page can be printed the same way. Start your design.
Clever and Unique Hockey Team Names
For teams that want the name to land on the second read rather than the first.
Frozen Assets
Net Positive
The Power Play
The Breakaway
The Breakaways
Breakaway Bandits
Blue Line Bandits
The Third Liners
Top Shelf
The Hat Trick Club
The Hat Tricks
Chasing Pucks
Stick Handlers
Steel Blades
Iron Blades
Thunder Puck
Storm Front
Zero Degrees
The Avalanche Effect
Cold Front
Whiteout
Frostbite
Ace of Skates
Frost Force One
Blades of Steel
Rink Rulers
The Frozen Chosen
Neutral Zone Trap
The Backcheckers
Odd Man Rush
The Forecheckers
Puck Possession
The Cycle Game
Dump and Chase
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Women's Hockey Team Names
A small search family we already rank well for and can own outright.
The Ice Queens
Blades and Braids
The Puck Stops Her
Ladies of the Ice
Sisters of the Slapshot
The Bench Bosses
Hockey Her Way
The Ice Breakers
Frozen Fury
Northern Belles
The Rink Sisters
She Shoots She Scores
The Ice Vixens
Puck Yeah Ladies
The Blue Line Belles
Chicks with Sticks
The Ice Cold Ladies
Glass and Grace
The Lady Legends
Skirts and Slapshots
The Ice Angels
Women of Winter
The Hat Trick Honeys
Ice Ice Ladies
The Puck Princesses
Youth and Minor Hockey Team Names
Names that will not get a phone call from a parent. Clean, positive and easy for a nine-year-old to shout.
Ice Wolves
The Snowhawks
Frozen Falcons
Arctic Assault
Arctic Elite
Northern Storm
Northern Lights
The Renegades
The Outlaws
The Destroyers
Thunder Blades
Ice Tigers
The Polar Bears
Snow Leopards
The Icebreakers
Junior Jets
Rink Raiders
The Frost Giants
Blizzard Squad
The Ice Cubs
Puck Stars
The Rising Stars
Little Legends
The Ice Dragons
Frozen Flyers
The Snow Owls
Ice Hawks
The Young Guns
Future Legends
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Pond and Outdoor Hockey Team Names
Outdoor rinks, frozen lakes and shinny. A distinct enough scene to deserve its own names.
The Rink Rats
Frozen North
True North
Pond Scum
The Shinny Squad
Outdoor Rink Kings
Lake Effect
The Snowbank Line
Boots and Pucks
The Frozen Pond Society
Shovel Crew
The Cold Snap
Backyard Rink Legends
The Rink Builders
Snow Day Shinny
Frozen Over
The Outdoor Classic
Bonfire and Blades
The Ice Fishers
Cold Hands Warm Hearts
The Puddle Jumpers
Winter Classic Wannabes
The Snow Bankers
Toque and Skates
The Frozen Lake League
Canadian Hockey Team Names
The home-ice section. These travel well on a jersey made in Canada.
Great White North
Maple Pucks
Team Toque
Puckin' Eh
The Lumberjacks
Double Double Line
Loonie Bin
The Canucks Club
Poutine Patrol
The Beaver Dam
Two-Four Twenty
Sorry Not Sorry
The Timbits Line
Toque Life
Northern Fury
Steel City Slashers
Binbrook Bisons
The Hosers
Molson Militia
Eh Team
The Great One Wannabes
Canadian Tire Cup
Rink of Dreams
The Cold Country Crew
Great White North Teal Hockey Jersey — one of our readymade designs. Every name on this page can be printed the same way. Start your design.
Conclusion
The best hockey team names are short enough to chant, clean enough for the league to print, and specific enough that nobody else in the division thought of them first. Say it out loud before you commit — if it is awkward to shout across a rink, it is the wrong name.
Once you have picked one, we will put it on a jersey. TeamGear Canada makes custom hockey jerseys and hockey jersey size charts in our own Canadian factory — no minimum order, free design work, names and numbers included. Start your design here.
Still deciding? Have a look at 50+ Funny Ball Hockey Team Names, 50+ Broomball Team Names To Rule the Ice, 60 Curling Team Names That Play the Long Game for more ideas.
