Top 12 Funny Hockey Team Names That Will Make You Laugh

Choosing a team name for your hockey squad can be a great way to showcase your group's sense of humour. Whether you're aiming for a name that's cheeky or downright hilarious, the right name can set the tone for your team.

In this blog, we've got a list of 12 funny hockey team names that are sure to make an impression on and off the ice!

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Funny Hockey Team Names That Will Make You Laugh

The Mighty Drunks

This name is perfect for a team that likes to enjoy a few beers after (or before) the game. A nod to the Mighty Ducks!


Pucker Up

Pucker Up hockey team jerseys


Zamboni Drivers

Honour the unsung heroes of the ice with this playful name.


Puck Off

A bold and humorous name that’s sure to turn heads.


Chilly Cheese-skates

Bringing some flavour to the rink.


Cool Runnings

Smooth, fast, and a bit icy.

Cool Runnings funny hockey team name


The Rink Rats

The Rink Rats is a perfect team name for those who practically live at the rink.


Goal Diggers

For the team that’s always on the hunt for that next goal.


The Puck Hogs

For the team that loves to control the puck and the game.


Puck Bunnies

A playful and cheeky name for a team with a sense of fun.


The Iceholes

A cheeky and humorous name for those who like to push boundaries.

The Iceholes hockey jerseys with a funny name


Hat Trick Swayze

A unique and funny hockey team name that anyone will laugh at!


Net Sticks & Chill

Netflix and Chill? We'd rather be playing hockey!


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Choosing a funny hockey team name can bring your team closer together and make your games more enjoyable. With these hilarious suggestions, you're sure to find the perfect name for your team.

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