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70+ Funny Table Tennis and Ping Pong Team Names

Looking for a table tennis team name that lands before your serve does?

Before you lock one in, make sure it looks just as good on a jersey as it sounds. Customize your table tennis jerseys with TeamGear Canada here to match your team’s vibe this season.

The right name sets the tone for how your team gets remembered. Below you’ll find a curated list of table tennis team names for club nights, office tournaments and basement leagues — some funny, some punny, some built purely to intimidate.

70+ Table Tennis Team Name Ideas

Balls of Fury

Beer Pressure

Blackout Backhands

Bounce Patrol

Death Spin

Draft Picks

Great White Smashes

Hit Happens

Last Call Legends

Net Breakers

Net Positive

Net Profits

Net Results

Northern Spin

Paddle & Pint

Paddle Assassins

Paddle Eh?

Paddle Fuelled

Paddle Patrol North

Paddle Power

Paddle Snakes

Paddle Up

Ping & Tonic

Ping Kings

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Ping's Landing

Pong After

Pong Stars

Pong and Circumstance

Precision Paddles

Rally & Rye

Served

Silent Killers

Smash Masters

Smashing Pumpkins

Spin & Tonic

Spin Doctors

Spin Me Right Round

Spin Reapers

Table Tappers

Table Titans

The Backhand Bandits

The Bar Tabs

The Beaver Backhands

The Frozen Forehands

The Happy Hour Heroes

The Ice Spinners

The Kill Shots

The Loop Troop

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The Maple Smashes

The Ping Demic

The Pinguins

The Rally Caps

The Rally Crew

The Spin Doctors

The Topspin Mafia

The Unforced Errors

The Wrecking Balls

Thunder Smashes

Topspinners

True North Topspin

Paddle Faster

Topspin Doctors

The Chop Shop

Serve-ivors

Pong Life

The Backspin Boys

Table Manners

Rubber Match

Loop Troop

The Blockers

Edge Ball Elite

Deuce or Die

Conclusion

The best table tennis team names are short enough to chant, clean enough for the league to print, and specific enough that nobody else in the division thought of them first. Say it out loud before you commit — if it is awkward to shout across a table, it is the wrong name.

Once you have picked one, we will put it on a jersey. TeamGear Canada makes custom table tennis jerseys and Table Tennis size chart in our own Canadian factory — no minimum order, free design work, names and numbers included. Start your design here.

Still deciding? Have a look at 40+ Funny Tennis Team Names and Game On: 60+ Trivia Night Team Names for more ideas.

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